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Thursday, June 02, 2005

THIRTY LINES TO MAKE YOU SMILE
1.. My husband and I divorced over religious differences. He thought he was God and I didn't.
2.. I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
3.. I Work Hard Because Millions On Welfare Depend on Me!
4.. Some people are alive only because it's illegal to kill them.
5.. I used to have a handle on life, but it broke.
6.. Don't take life too seriously; no one gets out alive.
7.. You're just jealous because the voices only talk to me.
8.. Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
9.. Earth is the insane asylum for the universe.
10.. I'm not a complete idiot -- Some parts are missing.
11.. Out of my mind. Back in five minutes.
12. NyQuil, the stuffy, sneezy, why-the-heck-is-the-room-spinning medicine.
13.. God must love stupid people; He made so many.
14.. The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
15.. Consciousness: That annoying time between naps.
16.. Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
17.. Being "over the hill" is much better than being under it!
18.. Wrinkled Was Not One of the Things I Wanted to Be When I Grewup.
19.. Procrastinate Now!
20.. I Have a Degree in Liberal Arts; Do You Want Fries With That?
21.. A hangover is the wrath of grapes.
22.. A journey of a thousand miles begins with a cash advance
23.. Stupidity is not a handicap. Park elsewhere!
24..They call it PMS because MadCow Disease was already taken.
25..He who dies with the most toys is nonetheless dead.
26..A picture is worth a thousand words, but it uses up threethousand times the memory. 27..Ham and eggs. A day's work for a chicken, a lifetime commitmentfor a pig.
28.. The trouble with life is there's no background music.
29.. The original point and click interface was a Smith and Wesson.
30.. I smile because I don't know what the hell is going on.
Be thankful we're not getting all the government we're paying for.(Will Rogers)

This was brought to you Devora! You can thank her!

I got to Israel okay, B"H. I am still in a state of disbelief, but I'm getting over it slowly. It feels good to be here. I can't post too much right now, but I will definitely make up for it soon! I have a few more friends to surprise tonight, then I am going to work on surprising the teachers! WOOHOO!

6 Comments:

At 9:49 PM, Blogger Unknown said...

YAY for Hinda!!
YAY for Israel!
YAY for surprising friends!!
YAY for Hinda for going to Israel and surprising her friends!!

G'luck with the jet-lag... ;)

 
At 12:01 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

how long ar you going to be there for?

 
At 10:25 AM, Blogger Karban Nesanel said...

did you see ____ yet?

 
At 2:03 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

I miss you. Having a good time???

 
At 9:52 AM, Blogger Devora:-) said...

I MISS YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 
At 12:46 AM, Blogger Special Ed said...

if procrastination is the art of putting something off is it possible to procrastinate now? wouldnt u have to procrastinate ur procrastination?

 

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